I’ve been seeing this a lot on some blogs and love the idea. Just randomly writing down the stupid shit men say sometimes to us. My husband and I have a love/hate relationship. We hate each other as much as we love each other. I guess it works, right? So far it has.
So anyway, today I went to the gym this morning and worked out pretty hard. I was looking kinda rough when I got home. Somewhat sweaty, smelly, dirty clothes, hair a mess, tired, hungry, hurting…etc…..So he decides he wants me to run all over to look for some pig feet {OMFG barf gag, squeal ick}
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Me: Seriously? Why can’t you go?Him: I’m stinky. You can go.
Me: I’m worse, I just sweated my ass off on a treadmill.
Him: But you are dressed and look fine.
Me: No. I need a shower.
Him: Please? You can go out. You look good enough to buy pig feet. You aren’t trying to impress anyone anyway.
Me: You really know how to sweet talk a lady, don’t ya?
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SERIOUSLY? I look good enough to grab some gross pig feet. Obviously people would want to run and stay clear from my gym smelly sweat odor. Gross. I guess you don’t have to look pretty to go buy pig feet.
Just, ugh…… most days he just makes me want to stick a crayon in his eye. I don’t know what goes through his head sometimes.
Men…enough said. Pig feet…. still can’t stop thinking of how gross it looked. I guess he could have said worse, but I just thought what girl wants to hear she looks good enough to run out and buy some nasty pig feet? Not romantic at all.
OMG! haha seriously what in the hell was he thinking? I just have to say that the graphic in this post cracked me up! lmao
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