♥ S**t My Husband Says ♥

I’ve been seeing this a lot on some blogs and love the idea. Just randomly writing down the stupid shit men say sometimes to us. My husband and I have a love/hate relationship. We hate each other as much as we love each other. I guess it works, right? So far it has.

So anyway, today I went to the gym this morning and worked out pretty hard. I was looking kinda rough when I got home. Somewhat sweaty, smelly, dirty clothes, hair a mess, tired, hungry, hurting…etc…..So he decides he wants me to run all over to look for some pig feet {OMFG barf gag, squeal ick} 
Me: Seriously? Why can’t you go?

Him: I’m stinky. You can go.

Me: I’m worse, I just sweated my ass off on a treadmill.

Him: But you are dressed and look fine.

Me: No. I need a shower.

Him: Please? You can go out. You look good enough to buy pig feet. You aren’t trying to impress anyone anyway.

Me: You really know how to sweet talk a lady, don’t ya?

SERIOUSLY? I look good enough to grab some gross pig feet. Obviously people would want to run and stay clear from my gym smelly sweat odor. Gross. I guess you don’t have to look pretty to go buy pig feet.

Just, ugh…… most days he just makes me want to stick a crayon in his eye. I don’t know what goes through his head sometimes.

Men…enough said. Pig feet…. still can’t stop thinking of how gross it looked. I guess he could have said worse, but I just thought what girl wants to hear she looks good enough to run out and buy some nasty pig feet? Not romantic at all.

1 comment

  1. OMG! haha seriously what in the hell was he thinking? I just have to say that the graphic in this post cracked me up! lmao