Exactly what I mean in the title. It deals with being pissed on. Nothing like getting your day started with someone or something taking a piss on you.

It happened to me on Monday morning. This were going as usual.

I got up:

Started my daily commute to work:

And then wouldn’t you know it, I got stuck behind a truck hauling a cow. A BIG cow at that:

Now there was just one cow, but he was like the Godzilla of cows.

And of course, because of the road I was on, it’s only one way going each direction with no passing. So I had no choice but to stay behind this truck for a good 5 miles. So I stayed a reasonable distance from him.

The road is 55 mph and we were going that speed too. The wind started to pick up and was blowing pretty hard. Enough to make my car feel like it was pushing at times.

So I see the cow turning around. I figured it was getting too cold for him. Regardless if he was cold or not, the damn thing lifted up his tail and started to piss in mid air. OMG! That fucking cow pee was picked up by the wind and splashed all over my car.

Are you serious? It really just pissed all over my car. I can say that wasn’t something I ever thought I would live to say had happened to me. Then the cow turned back around and decided it needed to take a shit.

Luckily, we were now where the lanes opened up to two lanes and I was out of there. I was not about to get pissed and shitted on.

So my car received a golden shower from a big ass cow. I hope to never have that happen again. Yuck!

Oh by the way, how was your morning?