1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Uh, no....but I do use baby wipes on them to get them to play properly
2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
I have only dated two guys {my ex and my husband} and they are both three years older then me. I tend to stay in a four year range
3. Ever been in a car wreck?
Not a wreck. Not to the point you could say it was a wreck. Just a couple of small accidents. None of which I was ever driving though
4. Were you popular in high school?
Absolutely, 100% NOT. I think I was the most unpopular person. It wasn't fun to be such an out-cast as well
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?
No, and I think it would have been a little fun to have done at least one in my single years
6. Are looks important?
Yes, because you have to have a physical attraction to have something. But looks are not everything. I think you start to find someone attractive as you get to know them. But looks have a part cause why even bother if you think they look like a dog?
7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
Yes, people I still keep in contact with that we were all in High school and Jr. High together. That has now been ten years. And I have one friend I still talk to everyday I have known since Kindergarten
8. By what age would you like to be married?
Well, I am already married. We got married when I was 27. However, I thought I would have been married by 24
9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?
Yes it does... I don't do hoes. It's too hard to be friends which a slut. I've tried and it never works out cause they are always slutting it up somewhere when you are sitting around waiting for them. However, they have been very very few people I tend to love regardless of their hoe-ish abilities
10. Have you ever made a mistake?
Uh yea.... who the fuck hasn't?
11. Are you a good tipper?
Nope, I make those bitches suffer...j/k it just depends. My hubby is most gracious then I am at tipping
12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?
The one I just got and it was $60
13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes I have. But they were both student teachers. That still counts right?
14. Have you ever peed in public?
hmmm....as a child. Can't really think of an adult peeing situation
15. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Don't Worry, Be Happy
16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
Uh, yea.... not like it's a big deal. No one would care if I was
17. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
I would ask for 15 pounds of steak
18. Beatles or Stones?
The Beatles
19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
Seriously, only one? I would have to pick my ex-best friend whom I have to work with it. She's a fucking bitch and everyday I have these daydreams of stabbing her to death with a fork in the eye. Yea, she's an evil whore
20. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Hate beer...wine is alright.... but gimme the hard stuff
21. Do you have any phobias?
What am I NOT afraid of? I have a fear of food. Touching any food with my hands freaks me out. Also trying any new food... I start crying and freaking out really bad. I have a fear of my food touching. I have to have everything served on a separate plate. nothing can touch. I have a fear of driving in the middle lane. I have an anxiety attack if I have to every time. I hate needles. It takes about 6 nurses to give me an IV.....I think the list could go on and on
22. What are your plans for the future?
I plan on being rich and famous. The end
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