The End Of The World?-Sorry Crazy People

I have been laughing the last few days over everyone talking about the end of the world and such. I am not religious nor do I actually believe in religion, God, Heaven, Hell….etc. None of that . So from a few articles, blogs, stories…I had read, all made me laugh. Some people took all this way too extreme.

I read a few cases where people were stocking up on everything in stores as if it were a hurricane coming. But if they believed “God” was going to come save them and take them away, would you really need ten cases of toilet paper shacked up with you?

I’m not sure if people in “heaven” have to take a dump but it sounds like the Pharaohs of Egypt and how they thought when they wanted to be buried with all their personal belongings to take with them to the afterlife. Although, if I were going anywhere “holy”, I don’t think TP would be something on the list to bring with me. But you know, that’s just me.

I also read another story about how a lady took her family into the basement and read the entire bible non-stop trying to become “saved” before the rapture. If I were her kids, I would have been pissed to be missing out on my weekend because my mom thought the world would be zombies and they were waiting for “God”. I hope those kids kicked her ass for being so stupid. Can you tell how annoyed with this whole “The rapture is coming” crap?

I’m so over it. No one turned into a zombie… I don’t think. I haven’t checked everywhere but I went to Target, Walmart and Best Buy and so far, I haven't seen any out and about. Maybe they like to stay indoors during the daylight hours. Who knows… they could be picky.

But just in case, here is instructions in case you come across one. Trying to help everyone out. Information on killing zombies can come to good use one day. Just not today.

So in conclusion, here is a message that pretty much sums up how I feel about all this “world will end / Armageddon” crap:

Wow…..now that I was finally about to get that all out. LOL ok…goodnight everyone. Sweet dreams and remember to smile if you see a zombie. And if you see anyone who believed in this crap, just blow them away. Its not considered a crime to shoot the stupid. :o) At least it shouldn't be anyway


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9 comments

  1. BrittneyMay 22, 2011, 10:46:00 PM

    haha I totally agree everyone was saying its scarey to think about and im like no not really it was from a 90 year old nut case blah blah blah!

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  2. SoniaMay 23, 2011, 2:10:00 AM

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  3. bluebell screamsMay 23, 2011, 7:28:00 AM

    Awww, man, I was kinda looking forward to a zombie apocalypse. I was sorely disappointed. Oh well, I'm sure they'll be another "rapture" in a few years, or months even. Until then I'll keep my zombie killing tools at the ready.new follower from the Mom Blog Monday hop

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  4. JessaMay 23, 2011, 9:00:00 AM

    I was just looking forward to doing some good looting. I was thinking I could get a new car with 0 payments and 0% interest. Haha I'm like you in the not religious/don't believe thing and this was just ridiculous.

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  5. ElizabethMay 23, 2011, 2:36:00 PM

    I had a couple looting parties to go to that I am kind of bumed about missing out on. Maybe we should have just gone ahead and done it?I just found your blog on the Monday Mom Blog hop and I really enjoyed it. I am a new follower and looking forward to reading more of your posts.Elizabeth @ http://ithappensatdinner.blogspot.com/

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  6. NeuffjMay 23, 2011, 3:42:00 PM

    I thought it was ridiculous, still do. I thought it was crazy back in highschool with y2k. People really think the world is just gonna up and end. Oh well!

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  7. kt moxieMay 23, 2011, 8:36:00 PM

    Thanks for the zombie advice! It might come in handy one day... you never know! ;PFound you from the blog hop.ktmoxie.blogspot.com

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  8. EschelleMay 24, 2011, 4:14:00 PM

    I think all those toilet paper rolls would be great for solving the problem of my hubby never refilling them!!

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  9. ♥ Jessie ♥Jun 21, 2011, 10:46:00 PM

    That photo with the toilet paper rolls had me crackin up. Oh man, I need that many rolls in my house with the way Ty is going through them!!! He basically just dumps a whole roll down the toilet at least once a day. Yeah I thought it was all ridiculous too. Just like Y2K. I remember being in high school and having people tell me they spent the whole night crying in their basements with their families thinking they were all going to die. Girl I was downtown partying it up with a group of friends. I have never seen downtown so empty on New Years Eve. We all still had a great time. We went swing dancing, did some latin dancing, ate a ton of food, saw fireworks, listened to some awesome bands, and played some games. It was a pretty sweet night. I shared all my photos and stories with the friends who stayed in and yeah they were totally jealous. haha I was like hey maybe next time the world is supposed to end, you'll go out with a bang. Cus you know that's how I'm gonna go down.

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