Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack
(PS, you let go)
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop auto-correcting all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
LOL :) Those are great!
ReplyDeleteLMBO!!! These are too funny, love the one about Snooki!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Can't help but laugh at those - hahahah
ReplyDeleteLOL! Those are funny!
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ReplyDeleteBrilliant!!! Hilarious.....loved them, gotta show my husband a few LOL!
ReplyDeleteHow fun and clever? Did you write all of those?
ReplyDeleteSo funny...thank you for sharing, I love this post. Hugs!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! I could have smacked that little triangle while I was driving in the rain this week. Why does it have to place itself right in the center of the driver's side of the windshield?
ReplyDeleteFriggin funny! Had to repost it to my FB!New follower and would love if you could drop by so we can become blogging buddies!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! I needed that tonight. I actually came to follow your blog...but found I already do :-). Stop by sometime...www.fingerclicksaver.com Must repost this to my blog:-).
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ReplyDeleteI'm in stitches right now. That was absolutely hilarious! :D I loved the iPhone letter the most. It's so true.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I was laughing so hard at the 'Snooki' letters.
ReplyDeleteI love these! Just wanted to stop by and let you know you will be a featured co-host tomorrow on my McHoppin' Monday blog hop! You are more than welcome to grab the code and add the hop to your blog too if you'd like :)
ReplyDeleteSo, so funny! Was reading to the fam. I'm a new follower from McHoppin Monday Blog Hop. http://www.grandmasguidetolife.blogspot.com
ReplyDeletewhat a pretty page! found you through McMommy blog hop..now following, i hope you can follow back also! xoxo from NYC! TRAVEL DESIGNERY .
ReplyDeleteThese are great. Is it okay if I repost them (making sure to let people know where I found it of course)Found your blog from the Monday hopCongrats on being featured cohostBlessings
ReplyDeleteFor those of you asking.... No, I did not write any of these. They are pretty hilarious though so I wish I could say they are my random thoughts. But a co worker emailed them to me from some chain letter. I have no idea who the author of these are. So they are free to use, repose, etc.... Whatever you want to do with them. Share the humor and send them to someone who could use a chuckle ;)
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