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1. I was born in Kilmarnock in Scotland. Where they make the Johnny Walker whiskey. I detest whiskey.
2. I stabbed my sister with a pencil when I was about 7 years old and she still has the piece of lead in her arm.
3. I prefer cats to
dogs. Dogs slobber and shite everywhere.
4. I own one, yes one, house plant that I've had for 20 years because I always seem to kill them.
5. I so badly wanted a
puppy when I was growing up that I started behaving like one and used to walk around on all fours barking at everyone. I have a very convincing dog-bark.
6. I had to be rushed to the hospital on my very first day at primary school to get 4 stitches in my knee because I fell on a sharp stone.
7. I've been married to my Wonderful Husband for nearly 12 years.
8. My Wonderful Husband and I moved in together after dating for only 3 months.
9. I have done the
BIG SWING in Graskop and almost had fekking heart failure.
10. I have two beautiful, incredibly different and active wee lassies.
11. Until I met my Wonderful Husband, I was NEVER going to get married or have children.
12. One of my school friends stood on my middle finger and broke it on my tenth birthday. Thanx Lauren!
13. I bite my nails.
14. I always wanted to be a journalist or have a career in advertising.
15. I can speak fluent knit (K2tog, K1,P1)
16. I can't sew.
17. I HATE ironing and will avoid it at ALL costs.
18. I can read people pretty well and can generally tell when someone is fibbing.
19. I fart - loud - and I admit it.
20. I love the word FUCK - it is so expressive and I use it often.
21. When someone stands too close to me in a queue I want to freak the crap out! It drives me insane. It's called Personal Space, Fuckers!! Take a fucking step back!
23. Easter isn’t
complete without half a dozen Cadbury's Creme Eggs.
24. I have five tattoos.
25. I have a pierced tongue.
26. I have a big-ass industrial-sized
dish washer that I got for nothing from a friend and its the best and fucking ugliest thing in my kitchen.
27. I couldn't live without my friends. They are very dear to me and I tell them how I feel often.
28. I would rather go through natural childbirth WITHOUT drugs before I suffer toothache.
30. My favourite sandwich is chicken mayonnaise with crispy bacon and avo on Health Bread - toasted.
31. I craved strawberries and jam doughnuts with my first pregnancy and with my second it was beef crisps.
32. I turned into the Goodyear Blimp when I was pregnant (both times) and I looked like a walking Easter Egg. It wasn't pretty.
33. The Wicked Witch of the West had NOTHING on me when I was preggies. I was the Biatch from Hell on speed. I released the flying monkeys daily.
34. When I was about 11 years old I lived in or is it on, my roller skates. You know the ones with the four chunky wheels with the big stopper at the front? I would put them on the minute I got home from school and not take them off until bed time. I did everything in my skates.
35. I love to karaoke but can’t sing for shite.
36. I took typing at school because it was an easy and a "cop-out" subject. I was a lazy little git at school.
38. I believe in the death penalty.
39. I'm addicted to reality TV - if I don't get my dose of
The Big Bang Theory, I get VERY pissy.
40. I want to die having known my grand-children.
41. I have done white-water tubing (geckoing) and absa lootly loved it.
42. I still have my appendix.
43. I am interested in many subjects and it makes me appear fickle and flighty.
44. I secretly wish they celebrated Halloween here in South Africa so I could dress up more.
45. Camping is one of my favourite things to do. I love being outside, getting dirty and being away from the hustle and bustle.
46. I don't like cooking because of all the mess I have to clean up afterward. I'd probably cook more if someone was washing up for me as I went along.
47. I yell out “Bless You!” when strangers sneeze in public.
48. I hate rodents.
Vermin MUST be exterminated.
49. I love the smell of coffee but don't make me drink it. Yuk! I'm tea Jenny - no milk either.
50. My first car was a Ford Escort in baby blue with a white vinyl top and I named him Clifford. I loved that car and it was a 1.3 that only ever ran on three cylinders.
51. I am pro-choice.
52. I hate wearing knickers with pants.
53. My work is important to me. It keeps me sane and I get a lot of joy out of being efficient.
54. I enjoy skinny dipping.
55. I prefer my toilet roll to roll out over the top not from underneath - if its from underneath a someone else's house, I will change it just to piss them off.
56. I'm incredibly short-sighted.
57. I did the
ABSA Relay race for eight years in a row (even when I was pregnant both times) until it was "discontinued". Cheap bastids!
58. I have baskets and bowls all around my house with general shit in. I know it annoys everyone but at least I know where to find things.
59. I spent an entire day in a string bikini playing volley ball without sun-screen. I got such bad sun stroke, I thought I was on my way out. Seriously, death would've been better looking than my lobster skin sitting below a ice-cold shower..
60. Chocoholic
61. I did drum majorettes for three years in high school. Short skirts and busbies.
62. When I was little I wanted to be a ballerina but my mum couldn't afford dance lessons. I had a neighbour who went twice a week and I'd rush over to her house after she got back from her lessons and she'd teach me what she did that day. I'd squeeze my feet into her tiny ballet pumps (she was almost two years younger than I was) - it was very sad.
63. I get along with my in-laws and love them very much.
64. I love musicals and love watching Sound of Music and Wizard of Oz over and over.
65. My breasts were silicone-enhanced three years ago. I still love
the twins.
66. I enjoy playing board games that involve general knowledge - I'm not a great player but I still love it.
67. I don't drink enough water.
68. I have a very keen sense of smell. I can smell onions from a mile away.
69. Naked hand-stands and cartwheels are fun!
70. I'm looking my age now. I see more and more wear and tear everyday. Crows feet and drooping.
71. I only drink beer for burping competitions, which I generally win.
72. My favourite colour is
orange. I will buy anything if its orange just coz I love the colour. I wear it, I eat it, I drive it, I would have everything in orange if I could.
73. I ADORE pretty heels. I have a regular Friday feature on my blog called
Fridays Shoegasm.
74. Kiss me on my lower back and I'm yours forever.
75. I love crystals and gems. My favourite is amethyst. I believe all crystals have healing powers and I have several books on the subject.
76. Music feeds my soul and I love everything from classical to heavy metal rock.
77. I hate my freckles and "ginger" looking skin. I secretly wished I had olive skin and looked exotic.
78.
The Russian Ballet company came to South Africa and it is the best ballet performance I have ever seen. They were incredible and literally took my breath away.
79. I'm quite a good ice skater.
80. I own a Grammar book, a thesaurus and a dictionary and all three stand on my desk at work. I have never used them.
81. I can dance for hours on end. This "Tannie" can "skut her biscuit".
82. I can peel potatoes at lightning speed but only with a potato peeler.
83. I cry at Dr Phil and Oprah. I cry at the movies a lot. I cry at some commercials for heaven's sake. I'm a real blubber bucket.
84. I hope to someday visit Italy and Europe as I crave the architecture and history of the place.
85. I own a rubic cube and only my husband can solve the thing in less than two minutes.
86. Bono from U2 was my big fat crush when I was a teenager. I hoped someday to kiss Paul Hewson full on the mouth...
87. I have the ugliest feet. I have bunions and my toe next to my pinkie toe is so badly bent it looks as if its looking around the corner. Must've been all those fucking pointy heels in the 80s.
88. I was never officially proposed to. We just decided mutually that it was a good idea. I secretly wish it could happen all over again so I could have ONE romantic moment.
89. I have NEVER been skinny, even though I'd love to be. Even in matric when I was 16, I had a good figure but never weighed less than 53kg (as an adult) and I'm only five foot.
90. Farting at work is not an issue for me. I have a special spray on my desk for such occasions and everyone knows that when they smell my vanilla spray, that I've farted. Hey! What would you rather smell?
91. I had various moles removed from my body and face. I was worried that I'd end up looking like the Wicked Witch of the West with hair growing out of her facial moles. They were disgusting.
92. "Charlotte's Web" made me sob.
93. My parents have been married for 45 years. That's a fucking miracle!!
94. I have a weakness for trendy colourful
handbags, sunglasses and shoes. I must have a dozen pairs of sunglasses. Accessorize, gurls!
95. I love waterless hand cleanser and always keep some in my handbag.
96. I had a sympathectomy when I was 27 for hyperhidrosis. Are you googling yet?
97. I once killed a boyfriends hamster by mistake by leaving him out on a sunny balcony in his plastic ball for an entire afternoon. When I went to put him back in his cage he was stiff as a board. I felt like shit.
99. I laugh VERY loud and when I get a giggling fit I can't stop myself...It happens often.
100. I consider South Africa my home even though I was born and stayed in Scotland for 10 years.
It’s another week with another Wordless Wednesday posting!
